Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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