Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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