just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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