it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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