hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Non-Jews are for practice
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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