Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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