question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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