Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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