let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Come on in and take your pants off
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