I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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