You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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