no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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