Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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