I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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