i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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