Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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