I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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