erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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