Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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