I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
you will always have a special place in my vag
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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