Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You pole danced in your parka.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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