Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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