Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I lost the right to judge tonight
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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