i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
should my penis look like a turkey
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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