Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
i've created a new STD.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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