dude i'm inner monologue high
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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