jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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