so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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