how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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