"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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