i think i have herpe
just one?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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