great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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