Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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