Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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