ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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