I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
If I die, sorry about rent.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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