Can i not drive my cunt home
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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