I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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