Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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