I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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