I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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