At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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