Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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