got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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