I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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