if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
