He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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