I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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