My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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