i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
