we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Randomize
