Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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