talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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