piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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