i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Come see our sink grown plant.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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