why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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